NYC Dating App Profiles, Decoded: A Field Guide to the Delusions of Manhattan Romance
New York City produces some of the most ambitious, creative, and completely unhinged dating app profiles in the known universe. We've catalogued the archetypes — from the finance bro who lists 'Nobu' as a personality trait to the 'entrepreneur' whose business is vibes — so you can swipe with your eyes wide open. You're welcome, and also, we're sorry.